The Lemon Picker
A woman was applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove, but seemed to be far too qualified for the job.
The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this:
"Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!"
I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Chryslers, and I voted for Obama."
People get the government they deserve.