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Old 02-17-2011, 02:27 AM   #1
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A woman was applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove, but seemed to be far too qualified for the job.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this:
"Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!"
I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Chryslers, and I voted for Obama."

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Old 02-17-2011, 02:49 AM   #2
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Thumbs up for that one Dune.
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