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bobbyb13 05-19-2009 09:00 PM

Laugh for the day.
 
Some might not find this funny, but I did. Local retired Marine got pi$$ed at a lawnmower. Shot it 8 time with a .45. Still doesn't run.:)

canebrake 05-19-2009 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobbyb13 (Post 107279)
Some might not find this funny, but I did. Local retired Marine got pi$$ed at a lawnmower. Shot it 8 time with a .45. Still doesn't run.:)

Tell him about the Clark Custom Guns's 460 Rowland kit!

Won't make the mower run but he will have fun shootin' it!


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skullcrusher 05-19-2009 09:37 PM

A few years back, a friend of mine bought his first house and a cheap used push mower. After using it a couple of times, he pulled a muscle in his back when the starter rope broke on him. He was peeved...so much so, that he grabbed his 870 and some slugs. Shot the damn thing 3x's and hurt his back worse. 2 days later, he rolled it into the woods as best he could to let it rot. I laughed so hard when he told me the story, that I pulled an ab muscle. It comes up once in a while and we just laugh. Mowers can be detrimental to your health and apparently your ammo supply. :D

JiroZero713 05-19-2009 10:07 PM

Same shiza happens to me with LawnMowers.

Just buy honda engine lawnmowers....because the regular craftsmen we get break every 2 years.

orangello 05-20-2009 12:50 AM

A redneck i went to high school with got so sick of the pull start that he tackwelded a socket on the mower & used a big drill to spin it up. I never really looked at how he did it, but i did understand the why.

c3shooter 05-20-2009 04:17 AM

Learn to use the proper thing to mow the lawn.







Teenagers.

Ubergopher 05-20-2009 05:35 AM

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Originally Posted by c3shooter (Post 107389)
Learn to use the proper thing to mow the lawn.





Wife.

Fixed. You don't have to pay her.

Edit: and now I'll continue to sit in my apartment. Alone.

Edit x2: For a 100th post, this is kinda a lame post.

So here are a bunch of guns

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robocop10mm 05-20-2009 12:42 PM

I have never had too much trouble with 4 strokes. It's the 2 strokes that make my blood boil. I'll bet I could win a chainsaw throwing contest. I think my best distance for a 24" chainsaw is about 80 feet.

cpttango30 05-20-2009 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by robocop10mm (Post 107448)
I have never had too much trouble with 4 strokes. It's the 2 strokes that make my blood boil. I'll bet I could win a chainsaw throwing contest. I think my best distance for a 24" chainsaw is about 80 feet.

Your just buying the wrong saw.

my echo and stihl will start woith two pulls. no matter what time of the year it is.

dunerunner 05-21-2009 11:29 PM

DeWALT starts a new product line
 
The DeWALT AR Nail Pro can set a 16D nail at 200 yards. Now you can build that fence from your front porch.

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