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Old 01-27-2014, 12:57 AM   #1
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What traits would make for your true soul mate ? Auh , by the way , I just bought another Ruger.!



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Old 01-27-2014, 01:03 AM   #2
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Money. I don't mean doctor or CEO money. I'm talking about Oprah rich.



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Money. I don't mean doctor or CEO money. I'm talking about Oprah rich.
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Well she would have to be exactly like my wife.

Oh, right, already found her.



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And the lucky dog you are!

For me, like some rap trash I heard once, but I'll elaborate a bit...

A lady, absolutely beyond reproach, on the street; but an absolute, total, nasty, filthy little freak in the bed.

Mama and big sister have to like her. And she gotta love my son. No ifs, and's, or buts, and no compromise.

I can handle a woman who's not the perfect lady, and who isn't as adventurous as me in the bedroom, but that part about my mom, sister, and son? No. I will never budge on that again. I've done it once (with the mother of said son), and I'll never do it again.

Am I a mama's boy? Proudly. She's known me all my life, has taken care of me, nurtured me, raised me up with very little help until we moved in with my granddad, and then she met my step dad, an incredibly amazing man who I thank god every day of my life for sending to us.

My sister? She's my voice of reason (and I'm an incredibly unreasonable person) and a vicious guard dog. She'd kill for me. Why not listen to her?

My son? Nothing should need to be said here, but I'll say it. He wasn't supposed to live. I was told he'd never leave the hospital alive. But he did. He's my miracle, my favorite fighter, my pride and joy. Hurt him, I will ruin you.

Beyond that, there has to be the usual compatibility. While I don't hold race mixing against others, I prefer to be with someone of my own race. Similar religious beliefs, similar morals, similar lifestyle, similar likes in foods, similar taste in movies, similar desires for the future, the normal stuff that many people look to for the most basic levels of compatibility.
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But would ya marry Oprah and do the things needed to keep her sexually happy?

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Sir, I would do things I know aren't legal in this state.
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Here I am talking about wanting a nasty filthy freak...

And y'all just grossed me out.

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Sir, I would do things I know aren't legal in this state.
One of ya is a sick b-----d and the other might be onto something or on something. I'll let you figure out which is which......


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