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Old 12-24-2011, 09:02 PM   #1
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Christmas message to all my friends: . . I was out the other night, drank a little too much, decided to take a bus home instead of driving my car . . . I woke up the next morning feeling pretty good about my decision & proud of myself because I have never driven a bus before. . . . .



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Old 12-24-2011, 09:55 PM   #2
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It's all good. A certain naked somebody cut donuts in the courthouse lawn on a motorcycle in my mom's hometown earlier this week. I hear they're still looking for the perpetrator.



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i got drunk one night in a bar and asked the bartender to call me a cab. he said "you're a cab" !!

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Christmas message to all my friends: . . I was out the other night, drank a little too much, decided to take a bus home instead of driving my car . . . I woke up the next morning feeling pretty good about my decision & proud of myself because I have never driven a bus before. . . . .
Did you ride the bus home or did you steal the bus and drive it home? Lol.. the last sentence of your post confused me.. :-)
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I think there is more to the story.. a friend of mine had this posted on his FB page last week. I think the rest read "where did I get the bus from"?

EDIT: this is the version I seen.

" I would like to share an experience with you all, about drinking and driving. A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and some rather nice wine. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before - I took a bus home. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got this one."

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Christmas message to all my friends: . . I was out the other night, drank a little too much, decided to take a bus home instead of driving my car . . . I woke up the next morning feeling pretty good about my decision & proud of myself because I have never driven a bus before. . . . .
I now have coffee (thank God I drink it black) all over my monitor, desk and keyboard.

...and I'll get you for that.....
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Did you ride the bus home or did you steal the bus and drive it home? Lol.. the last sentence of your post confused me.. :-)
It's a joke. He's implying he stole a bus and drove it home.

And a very good joke, indeed. I laughed out loud.
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It is never as funny after the joke has been explained



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