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Maverick 12-24-2011 09:02 PM

Know when to say when..............
 
Christmas message to all my friends: . . I was out the other night, drank a little too much, decided to take a bus home instead of driving my car . . . I woke up the next morning feeling pretty good about my decision & proud of myself because I have never driven a bus before. . . . .

trip286 12-24-2011 09:55 PM

It's all good. A certain naked somebody cut donuts in the courthouse lawn on a motorcycle in my mom's hometown earlier this week. I hear they're still looking for the perpetrator.

Axxe55 12-24-2011 10:40 PM

i got drunk one night in a bar and asked the bartender to call me a cab. he said "you're a cab" !!:eek:

MrWray 12-24-2011 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maverick
Christmas message to all my friends: . . I was out the other night, drank a little too much, decided to take a bus home instead of driving my car . . . I woke up the next morning feeling pretty good about my decision & proud of myself because I have never driven a bus before. . . . .

Did you ride the bus home or did you steal the bus and drive it home? Lol.. the last sentence of your post confused me.. :-)

UrbanNinja 12-24-2011 11:06 PM

I think there is more to the story.. a friend of mine had this posted on his FB page last week. I think the rest read "where did I get the bus from"?

EDIT: this is the version I seen.

" I would like to share an experience with you all, about drinking and driving. A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and some rather nice wine. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before - I took a bus home. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got this one."

AcidFlashGordon 12-25-2011 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Maverick (Post 659156)
Christmas message to all my friends: . . I was out the other night, drank a little too much, decided to take a bus home instead of driving my car . . . I woke up the next morning feeling pretty good about my decision & proud of myself because I have never driven a bus before. . . . .

I now have coffee (thank God I drink it black) all over my monitor, desk and keyboard. http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/er...smiley-024.gif http://www.nevadashooters.com/images...smilielol5.gif

...and I'll get you for that..... http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/...on_asskick.gif http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/...s/nutkick0.gif http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/...milies/019.gif

winds-of-change 12-25-2011 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MrWray (Post 659220)
Did you ride the bus home or did you steal the bus and drive it home? Lol.. the last sentence of your post confused me.. :-)

It's a joke. He's implying he stole a bus and drove it home. :D

And a very good joke, indeed. I laughed out loud.

Hairtrigger 12-25-2011 12:23 PM

It is never as funny after the joke has been explained :)


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