It probably walked off and died... Slowly. Painfully. To Orangello's great pleasure. He's probably thinking "if they only had a cow-catcher."
We can only hope. There is a guy in town with a small anvil on his brushguard (LARGE ford); that would have de-spined that bugger properly. My little car would probably be totaled; I KNOW there would be a dozen or so holes through the windshield about 1/2" each.
Dead Bears, the only good kind.