Bear with me, it's a longer one....
Is it just me, or do people who have grown up in the country do things just that little bit differently??
My grandfather always tells the story of a mate of his who had to move to the city due to medical problems. He moved into a nice little suburban flat but had a neighbour's cat that always jumped the fence and crapped on his lawn. After repeatedly requesting for the neighbour to put an end to this, he decided to take matters into his own hands. One day when the neighbour was out shopping, Grandbob's mate waited patiently at the window with his trusty silenced .22 (HIGHLY illegal I might add
) to fix the cat. Anyway, the cat came over and met it's demise.
Knowing that he needed a plausible explanation for the death of the cat, the old bloke went and placed it in front of the neighbours driveway and ran over it in his 4x4! Blame averted, and no more crap on the lawn