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Old 01-07-2011, 08:50 PM   #11
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Is it just me but when finished at a crowded urinal you shake your manhood with one hand and slap the side of the urinal with the other. You leave with your head high and envious looks from the little guys.

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Do you ever feel the need to pee in the water in the urinal so it sounds like you are making progress and not just standing there being a men’s room perv, or is it just me?

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Old 01-07-2011, 09:04 PM   #13
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Is it just me but when finished at a crowded urinal you shake your manhood with one hand and slap the side of the urinal with the other. You leave with your head high and envious looks from the little guys.
It was just you, but I'm off to Wal Mart to try this out now.
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Is it just me, or do you guys go to the grocery store, pick up your Centrum Silver, and the overhead music is something that was controversial when you were a kid, but beyond tame now?

Cashier: Okay, Centrum, grecian Formula, and Boost. $38.95, please.

Benny: You hear that? That's "Rock the Casbah", the Clash. Edgy stuff.

Cashier: Riiiiight, credit or debit?

Well no more. After I slap porcelain at Wally World, I'm shakin it up tonite.

Cashier: Okay, Horny Goat Weed, model airplane glue, and a box of Trojan Magnums. $38.95, please.

Benny: You hear that? That's "She Bop", Cyndi Lauper. It's an ode to masturbation. It makes me want to **** like Superman, and it takes me awhile to get where I'm going, if you know what I mean. Not like your boyfriend, the original Minuteman.

Cashier: Riiiight. Credit or debit, and here's my phone number.

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Is it just me but when finished at a crowded urinal you shake your manhood with one hand and slap the side of the urinal with the other. You leave with your head high and envious looks from the little guys.
Nope! I do the same thing, except I just slap my manhood against the urinal stall walls a couple of times, just to make sure.
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And I shall adopt your formula. It could be much more bountiful

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Is it just me or does anybody else think it's magical on those rare occasions when you pee in dual streams?
There is nothing magical about it, it makes a mess.
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Is it just me or dose anyone else get backed up and have to resort to rocking back and forth to get the poo going?
I hate when you're in the middle of a good log and it just stops. I too rock back and forth, on occasion

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There is nothing magical about it, it makes a mess.
QFT. Especially when its the middle of the night, and you don't want to turn on the light for fear of burning your retinas out. The only indicator you have is that there is no "splash down" sound in the bowl, and your feet suddenly get warmer.

Is is just me or does anyone else practice mag changes in their underwear while watching Netflix?
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Is it just me or dose anyone else get backed up and have to resort to rocking back and forth to get the poo going?
HA HA HAHA ROTFLMMFAO.

No I have to do that sometimes too. In Fact I was so busy today at work today I couldn't get time to take a crap. So when I got home it was like that.

Is it just me or would everyone be much nicer if they all would just eat more bacon?
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