Is it just me, or do you guys go to the grocery store, pick up your Centrum Silver, and the overhead music is something that was controversial when you were a kid, but beyond tame now?
Cashier: Okay, Centrum, grecian Formula, and Boost. $38.95, please.
Benny: You hear that? That's "Rock the Casbah", the Clash. Edgy stuff.
Cashier: Riiiiight, credit or debit?
Well no more. After I slap porcelain at Wally World, I'm shakin it up tonite.
Cashier: Okay, Horny Goat Weed, model airplane glue, and a box of Trojan Magnums. $38.95, please.
Benny: You hear that? That's "She Bop", Cyndi Lauper. It's an ode to masturbation. It makes me want to **** like Superman, and it takes me awhile to get where I'm going, if you know what I mean. Not like your boyfriend, the original Minuteman.
Cashier: Riiiight. Credit or debit, and here's my phone number.