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Old 01-05-2010, 04:11 AM   #1
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Default Just a little humor from the Marines

Bumper-Stickers Seen On Cherry Point & Camp Lejeune Marine Bases.

• "Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."

• " U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."

• "Water-boarding is out so kill them all!"

• "Interrogators can't water-board dead guys"

• " U.S. Marines - Travel Agents To Allah"

• "Stop Global Whining"

• "When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"

• "The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

• "Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back"

• "Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

• "What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"

• "Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"

• "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

• "Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"

• "It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"

• "Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"

• "One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support"

• "Do Draft-Dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?"

• "My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"

• "Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume"

• "A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

• "If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"

• "Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the Marines don't have that problem." ...Ronald Reagan

"I never killed anyone who didn't need killing."
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Old 01-05-2010, 05:30 AM   #2
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Top likes. Thanks for posting it.

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Thanks for sharing scube.
If the pain is lacking so is the discipline...

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Very good stuff. Thanks, Scube!
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Nice post Subie.....and my respect to the jar heads, but I am pretty sure some of them ditties were "acquisitioned" from the Army.....I am just saying.....




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Gotta love Uncle Sam's Misguided Children. Every one of them. *respect*

Thanks for the posting!


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