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Old 10-20-2011, 09:58 AM   #31
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No, it's never the sense of humor...women never think our **** is nearly as funny as we do. If you do lawn and auto maintenance, dishes, laundry, or cook with any regularity, and they don't have to nag you into it....they will pretty much stick around forever (and TOLERATE our attempts at being funny...and our flatulence of course).
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Old 10-20-2011, 10:19 AM   #32
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I'm reading this thread with great interest. Just yesterday I had a date with a 22 year old young man. Yeah, okay, so it was my son. And I often have a date with a 25 year old man. Yeah, okay, he is my son that I never had to give birth to. Okay..so I'm a loser.

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A pic would be nice.

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I would tell my wife. I would not want her to hear it from someone else. I also would not want her to think I didn't tell he because I was thinking about it. I have an awesome woman. I would want to keep it that way.

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I would tell my wife. I would not want her to hear it from someone else. I also would not want her to think I didn't tell he because I was thinking about it. I have an awesome woman. I would want to keep it that way.
Told her as soon as it happened. My wife knows I am a faithful old dog that stays on our own porch...I watered all the trees in my mis-spent youth.
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You're retired at 45...?!?!

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No, it's never the sense of humor...women never think our **** is nearly as funny as we do. If you do lawn and auto maintenance, dishes, laundry, or cook with any regularity, and they don't have to nag you into it....they will pretty much stick around forever (and TOLERATE our attempts at being funny...and our flatulence of course).
My wife still laughs, it's just at me now.
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My wife still laughs, it's just at me now.
THAT is a condition of being I am totally familiar with. I think she watches me out the back door when I am cussing at our weed trimmer as I try to get it started, keep it running, and wind the string on the daggum cutter...just so she can laugh at me.

Still....she hasn't taken away my power tool priviliges.
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you might as well go ahead and plug your ears and think about guns or trucks, or fishing.
i do that way too much. sometimes while my wife is telling me something i need to remember. right now i can have a conversation with her and not be paying attention, i just cant remember the details. i'm working on it though.
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