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Old 05-21-2014, 10:36 PM   #1
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There are a lot of "Ask a (----), and "Caption" type threads. I was thinking about seeing if anyone wanted to try a "Your best joke" thread by adding their best line to the old jokes that start out with:

A guy walks into a bar...


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Old 05-21-2014, 10:38 PM   #2
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There are a lot of "Ask a (----), and "Caption" type threads. I was thinking about seeing if anyone wanted to try a "Your best joke" thread by adding their best line to the old jokes that start out with:

A guy walks into a bar...


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...and says ouch. (from 5th grade )


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Nice!


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An Irishman walks past a bar...... Hey, it could happen.



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...and says ouch. (from 5th grade )
That's an old Polish joke guy trying to use a hammer to pound a nail in a board . One wack , two wacks , SLAM , total fail , thumb , all foes quiet .

Hammer down into the house , favorite chair then (........) ....?
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Default Tear in my beer............

After drinking all nite the customer starts to cry, the bar tender knows the gent real well and has never done this before. so's he ask, whats got you so up set. It's my grand son. So what about your grand son, he seems to be a great kid, I've known him sence he was born....................Just yesterday out of the blue he tells me , grand paw I think my friend Joey is gay........... I'm just floored. I says to him why would you think that............He replys, cause he closes his eyes when I kiss him...............

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ROTFL with these responses folks. Keep 'em coming!


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