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Old 03-19-2013, 12:08 AM   #31
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Now, whyinthehell would I want a FAIR trial?


I'm looking for a jury that would STAY bought!


I think I would pick every spammer that I have ever booted to the curb and banned. Being banned, they have no access here, and would never get the summons for jury duty.


Anyway, my attorney already has written instructions to plead not guilty by reason of temporary insanity. I have many witnesses that will corroborate that!
All my witnesses will testify I was in Sao Paulo Brazil at the time of this "alleged" crime.
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I want Wills as my lawyer and C3 as my judge. I want Cane as my support system.

Then I'd request a bench trial
I think I'd find some one other than cane.....Well, maybe not, he has the judge as a shooting partner.............And they like the same brew.............
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Default The Verdict if you please..............

I want as the judge, Oppawww, Then I want all twelve jurors thats been in office, oh wait, they have to be fTf members, i was going to say democrates........I'll just take the old man in the robes word for it..........
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I want Trip286 on my jury. He is the only one who agreed that a two hundred year sentence was excessive for that guy in Alabama. I really think he would have learned his lesson after, let's just say the first hundred years.
I absolutely do not want dango on the witness stand. I understand very little of what he says. Must be my accent.
C3shooter, winds of change, Jaegermeister, vincene, jtj, Alsaqr, and locotus on the jury. Good people.
Orangello for my attorney. I just like the guy.
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I want Trip286 on my jury. He is the only one who agreed that a two hundred year sentence was excessive for that guy in Alabama. I really think he would have learned his lesson after, let's just say the first hundred years.
I absolutely do not want dango on the witness stand. I understand very little of what he says. Must be my accent.
C3shooter, winds of change, Jaegermeister, vincene, jtj, Alsaqr, and locotus on the jury. Good people.
Orangello for my attorney. I just like the guy.
I .........can..........tone.........it..........dow n........a .............bit.........OK...?
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I .........can..........tone.........it...........do wn........a .............bit.........OK...?
You're back in the jurors box!
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I want Trip286 on my jury. He is the only one who agreed that a two hundred year sentence was excessive for that guy in Alabama. I really think he would have learned his lesson after, let's just say the first hundred years.
I absolutely do not want dango on the witness stand. I understand very little of what he says. Must be my accent.
C3shooter, winds of change, Jaegermeister, vincene, jtj, Alsaqr, and locotus on the jury. Good people.
Orangello for my attorney. I just like the guy.
I .........can..........tone.........it...........do-wn .......a .............bit.........OK...?

now this is weird , I can not write down , it keeps coming up do wn..?
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now this is weird , I can not write down , it keeps coming up do wn..?
It's killing you to type like that and you know it.

Let loose, Dango, let LOOOOSE.........
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SHOOooooooooooWatziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiT...........! Better already..!

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YOU ARE APE $H!T NUCKIN' FUTZ! But I can't help but love you.

How's that iPad coming? If you turn it vertical and spread your thumbs on the keyboard, it will split into two so you can just type with your thumbs. Press the power and home buttons at the same time to take a picture of the screen.
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