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Old 08-24-2010, 11:02 PM   #1
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An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive"

The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.

The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.

This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.



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Old 08-24-2010, 11:13 PM   #2
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Hah, can we re-write this to be an Arizonian instead of a Texan? And instead of a mexican, its a muslim. And instead of a muslim, its Big Ears......



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An Englishman, Frenchman, obama, and an American were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive"

The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.

The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.

This really pumps up the American so he hollers "Remember the Constitution" and he grabs obama and throws him out of the plane.
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Obama and an American. I love it!

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I like the lower case obama!!

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Much Better Opaww

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Thanks! I needed the evening laughter!

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Thank you opaww, again you have made me laugh.



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