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Q. How can you tell when a man is well hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
Q. What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a man's penis?
A. His body.
Q. What should you give a man who has everything?
A. A woman to show him how to work it.
Q. What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?
A. Telling you his real name.
Q. What's the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man?
A. Big Foot's been spotted a several times.
Q. Why do men name their penises?
A. Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions.
Q. When do you care for a man's company?
A. When he owns it.