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Old 06-07-2012, 05:03 PM   #751
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Old man had been fishing the same spot for years , every day with out fail .
One day the warden comes up and ask to see his catch . The old man shows him and the warden says sir them fish are too small , Im afraid we have a problem .
Well Mr warden , would you believe these fish want to be in this boat , I catch them everyday and when Im done I put them back but they come right back to the boat wanting to get in .
The old man tells the warden , here Ill show you . He puts the fish back in the water and a few minutes go by and the warden says , sir , I dont see your fish coming back up wanting to get in .
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What fish ?
I got to remember this
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Eric's Train Ride

After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson .

As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: “Hi sweetheart, it’s Eric, I’m on the train – yes, I know it’s the six thirty and not the four thirty but I had a long meeting – no, honey, not with that floozie from the accounts office, with the boss. No sweetheart, you’re the only one in my life – yes, I’m sure, cross my heart” etc., etc.

Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly, when the young woman sitting next to him, who was obviously angered by his continuous loud blabbing, yelled: ”Hey, Eric, turn that stupid phone off and come back to bed!”

Eric doesn’t use his cell phone in public any longer.

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2 Mexicans were sitting on a bench in town. 1 of the Mexicans noticed a dog laying on the sidewalk while licking it's balls. He said to the other Mexican "Man I wish I could do that" the other answered back and said "Yeah I do to but he might bite me"

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Not American, but think I'll join the group here.

O.B.A.M.A = One Big A$$ Mistake America.

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Cant you
Help
A
N.........
Get
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That's awesome.
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Lmfao. Took me a second. I blame applejack.

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Was I wrong in stopping to help a stranded motorist until I saw the Obama/Biden sticker and took back off .
Like i came to a complete stop on the bike to ask them , I saw the sticker and laughed and took off

I use not to be that way , guess Im getting meaner with age
PLus it was a new Cadillac with a flat tire , blocking half the 2 lane road , with a subdivision less than 30ft away he could have pulled into .

I drove 80 miles on 3 tires and 4 rims , yea , pull on over jack ass

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A puppet, a black guy, an illegal alien, a Muslim and a Communist walk into a bar.

Bartender asks: What will it be Mr. President?

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