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Old 05-15-2012, 04:11 AM   #711
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Oh well. I missed it the first time. Lol
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Old 05-15-2012, 09:50 AM   #712
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A G.I. stationed in Vietnam caught a std from a local girl. He goes to a american doctor on bar and explains the problem, the doctor takes a look and says I'm afraid we will have to amputate it. The g.i says he will have to think about it and can he go get a second opinion.the doc says sure , so he hours to another american doctor and he tells him the same thing. The g.i. Says he will have to think it over, on his way home he stops and talks to a local doctor, the doctor tels him "all american doctors want to chop, chop, chop, money, money, money" take these pills for 2 to 3 days everything be fine. The g.i. Exclaimed wonderful I don't have to get amputated. Doc says take pills 2 to 3 days it fall off on its on.
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Old 05-15-2012, 03:04 PM   #713
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Yes it is but its already been posted on here.

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Oh well. I missed it the first time. Lol
Apparently I did too. I hope I don't get banned!
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Old 05-15-2012, 03:06 PM   #714
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Apparently I did too. I hope I don't get banned!
You wont Dad. Its been quite awhile since it was put on here

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Old 05-16-2012, 12:22 AM   #715
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A very tired nurse walks into a bank,
totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
Preparing to write a check, she pulls a
rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries
to write with it.

When she realizes her mistake,she looks at the flabbergasted teller,and without missing a beat, she says:
Well, that's great....that's just great....Some *******'s got my pen!'
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I succeeded at killing my kids today!!



if you must know I shot my balls off
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I succeeded at killing my kids today!!

if you must know I shot my balls off
Ouch and how?

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Ouch and how?

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It's a joke.

Although it's quite common amongst people that put there firearm in their front of the waistband
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It's a joke.

Although it's quite common amongst people that put there firearm in their front of the waistband
True it is.

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You got balls ? lol
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