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Old 04-23-2012, 04:07 AM   #661
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Now that's just sick
She kinda is.......wo her face in the pic

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Old 04-23-2012, 04:09 AM   #662
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She kinda is.......wo her face in the pic

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lol i'll agree she is kind of a butter face
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Michelle Obama is hawt!
If you were blind and had no sense of touch then yeah definately ohh and deaf dont wanna hear her either
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If you were blind and had no sense of touch then yeah definately ohh and deaf dont wanna hear her either
That's what a pillow case and duct tapes for

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That's what a pillow case and duct tapes for

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You would wanna wrap your head up too...just in case hers rips.
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You would wanna wrap your head up too...just in case hers rips.
Na triple bag hers;p

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I just threw up in my mouth.
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She may not be very good lookin', but her stupidity more than makes up for it.
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She looks better than hilary and her daughter at least then you have pelosi and reno for the winners
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During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity level, and so I described a typical day this way:

"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake and took four "leaks" behind big trees."

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"



"No," I replied, "I'm just a ****ty golfer."
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