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Old 03-19-2012, 05:59 PM   #621
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Gangster says to redneck "I shoot sideways" redneck to gangster "I ghost all the time"

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Old 03-19-2012, 06:01 PM   #622
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Gangster says to redneck "I shoot sideways" redneck to gangster "I ghost all the time"
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Old 03-21-2012, 10:34 PM   #623
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At an Irish wedding reception someone yelled,
"Would all the married men, please stand next to the
one person who has made your life worth living."

The bartender was almost crushed to death.
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...Obama....Is there a bigger-Joke.....I know not funny.....

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...Obama....Is there a bigger-Joke.....I know not funny.....
Yep his supporters .....
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Two rednecks were talking and one said "Did you know that on the average elks have sex five times a night"...Damn...the second said I just joined the American legion.....

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Bill bob don joe ray and earl were sitting on the porch one night drinking some beers and looking at the stars. Billy bob don joe ray looked over and asked earl which do you think is closer the moon or new york city? Earl replied well duh the moon is yuh idjit you can see it from here!!

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Default To Be 8 Again!

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror .

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the ScreamingRoller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside
down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered
her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favoritecandy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being eight
again?

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you @*#*! retard!!!!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

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3.90 for regular ....... 4.25 for diesel and premium

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Lmfao yeah that's one Hell of a joke!

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