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Old 03-16-2012, 11:23 PM   #611
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Im almost afraid to ask....but what the hell is your avatar of....?
40 s&w gunshot

God didnt make all men equal colonel Sam Colt did
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Old 03-16-2012, 11:32 PM   #612
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Oh ok, ive seen it before and couldnt figure it out...
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Oh ok, ive seen it before and couldnt figure it out...
Ya i asked him before bout it

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One of the questions from the career placement test given applicants for a military commission.

"Rearrange the letters P N E S I to spell out an important part of human body that is more useful when erect!"

Those who spell spine become doctors...the rest go to flight school...

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One of the questions from the career placement test given applicants for a military commission.

"Rearrange the letters P N E S I to spell out an important part of human body that is more useful when erect!"

Those who spell spine become doctors...the rest go to flight school...
I spelled "penis". I always wanted to go to flight school though.
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There has been an ongoing debate whether giving birth, or a kick in a man's groin is more painful.

We would like to settle that today.

Often a year or so after giving birth, a woman will say, it is time for another baby. I have never heard a man, no matter how long it is after a kick in the groin say: 'I think it is time I got kicked in the nuts again!"

I hope that settles the argument.

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An elderly married couple were at home watching TV.
The husband had the remote and was switching back
and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.
The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said:
"For god's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You
already know how to fish!"

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An elderly married couple were at home watching TV.
The husband had the remote and was switching back
and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.
The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said:
"For god's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You
already know how to fish!"
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After an examination, the doctor said to his patient: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?" "In fact, I do." said the old man. "After my wife and I have sex, I'm usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I'm usually hot and sweaty." When the doctor examined his wife a short time later he said, "Everything appears to be fine. Are there any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?" The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then said to her: "Your husband mentioned an unusual problem. He claimed that he was usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time; and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you have any idea about why?" "Oh, that crazy old coot'' she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in January, and the second time is in August

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An elderly married couple were at home watching TV.
The husband had the remote and was switching back
and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.
The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said:
"For god's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You
already know how to fish!"
Yeah, but it takes practice.
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