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Old 03-10-2012, 05:17 AM   #591
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Enough with the personal stuff please.
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How are Viagra and Disney World similar???...Both make you stand around and wait an hour for a two-minute ride...................................How do you know when you're staying in a biker motel???...When you call the front desk and say,"I gotta leak in the sink"and the clerk replies "Go Ahead"....

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Whats the main ingredient in fix-a-flat ? Viagra
What kind of horse is on the back of a quarter ? A quarter horse

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There once was a girl named Jill,
Who ate an exploding pill...

They found her vagina in North Carolina and her boobs in a tree in Brazil.

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A traveler stops into a small pub during his visit to Ireland. He sees a local sitting by himself at the bar, so he decides to sit down and talk with him. The man says " you see the stools we sit on? I built them with me own two hands... You think they'd call me O'Brien the stool maker."

A moment later he says " you see the church on the hill? I built the steeple, carved it with me own two hands. You think they'd call me O'Brien the steeple maker.

He swirls his drink for a moment, looks at the finely crafted bar, and says " I built this bar with me own two hands, you think they'd call me O'Brien, the bar maker... But you f#@! A goat one time!

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I'm not sure where I remember reading this, but my girl friend just reminded me of this.

"one night a couple was a sleep in their bed when the wife was a waken by the sounds of someone rustling around in their shed. Not knowing what to do, she wakes the husband up, who after a couple minutes looking for the phone calls the cops. After telling the 911 operator that he thinks someone is in their shed, he's told there's no free units in the area. After hearing this he hangs up the phone.

Not five minutes,later he decided to call the police again. This time he says "I called about a robbery at my house, there's no need to send anyone over since I've already shot the intruders." and hangs up the phone. With in minutes not only is there a half dozen cruisers but a helicopter as well.

When an officer asks him where the bad guy is he simply points to the shed and says "he's still in there." when the cops comes out with the guy, unharmed, he looks at the husband and goes "I thought you said you shot the intruder?" all the husband says is "I thought you said there where no units in the area?""

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Three guys who were light in their loafers were at the mall. A gal come up to the and asks if they would participate in a survey. They agree so she starts. What is your name? And what would you be if you could be anything in the world and why.

First one says I'm Jorge with a "j". And I'd like to be a flowers, everybody just loves flowers, there so colorful and thy smell fabulous!

Next one says I'm Stephen with a " ph" . I'd like to be a princess, they always look so pretty, get to dress up and have so many shoes!

The last one says "I'm Lance, and I want to be an ambulance."

The surveyor looks puzzled and asks why? He says " they shove a whole man in you and you get to run down the street saying Wooo Wooo Wooo!

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Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? One makes your day, one makes you whole weak. Just a little crude humor

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Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? One makes your day, one makes you whole weak. Just a little crude humor
Glad I'm not tho only one that can only remember dirty jokes!
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Not to sound like I don't enjoy the jokes, but some of these belong in the bunker.

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