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Old 02-10-2012, 03:02 PM   #541
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Old 02-11-2012, 01:30 AM   #542
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Stole from another forum.

A large group of Russian soldiers in the border area in 1939 are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a small hill:
"One Finnish soldier is better than ten Russian".
The Russian commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the hill where Upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

The voice once again calls out: "One Finn is better than ...one hundred Russian."
Furious, the Russian commander sends his next best 100 troops over the hill and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.

The calm Finnish voice calls out again: "One Finn is better than one thousand Russians"
The enraged Russian commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the hill. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought.... Then silence.

Eventually one badly wounded Russian fighter crawls back over the hill and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men......it's a trap. There's two of them.

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Old joke, from a friend in the Israeli Defense Force-

Moishe comes back from a night patrol in the desert- driving an Egyptian tank- they promote him to Sgt. A month later, he comes back with ANOTHER Egyptian tank- they make him a Lt. 3 months later, AGAIN with an Egyptian tank- and he is Cpt Moishe.

His cousin Benjamin figures since Moishe is family, he might help him out- so he goes to see him, and asks for a promotion.

Moishe says "I can't help you, but I can tell you how to get promoted. Tonight, take one of our tanks from the motor pool. Follow the dry riverbed that runs Southwest- no one can see you in the riverbed. In about 10 km you will find an Egyptian armor unit stationed out there. They are short of fuel, and only keep one tank on guard. The riverbed will take you to within about 20 meters of where they park. Pull up as close as you can get, flip open the hatch and yell at him."

"What do I yell?"

"You yell "Hey Abdul! Want a promotion to Sgt? Then trade tanks with him."

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A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says "Hi Mitt."

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Stole from another forum.

A large group of Russian soldiers in the border area in 1939 are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a small hill:
"One Finnish soldier is better than ten Russian".
The Russian commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the hill where Upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

The voice once again calls out: "One Finn is better than ...one hundred Russian."
Furious, the Russian commander sends his next best 100 troops over the hill and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.

The calm Finnish voice calls out again: "One Finn is better than one thousand Russians"
The enraged Russian commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the hill. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought.... Then silence.

Eventually one badly wounded Russian fighter crawls back over the hill and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men......it's a trap. There's two of them.
In the mid 1960s when my Drill instructor told us it was US Marines and German soldiers - - - Said the Germans later named us the "Devil Dogs"
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In the mid 1960s when my Drill instructor told us it was US Marines and German soldiers - - - Said the Germans later named us the "Devil Dogs"
It's actually older than that. It was the rebs who tricked the yankees at lookout mountain.At least that was how I heard it.
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