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Old 02-09-2012, 03:03 AM   #531
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What is the most positive thing in Harlem?


HIV.


What is the most confusing day in Harlem?

Fathers day.

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What is the most confusing day in Harlem?

Fathers day.
Reminds me of something. One day I was watchin "Maury" (yeah, I know, I know, I was bored and trying to fall asleep in the recliner) and this one young woman brings in 5, yes, FIVE men to be DNA tested to see which one was the father of her baby. Best part.........none of them were. Okay, now, there's a couple days window to get pregnant each month, typically. So, I got to thinking that if none of these 5 were the father of her child, then there must have been more guys. Well, that's when I stopped wanting to think about it. Dang!!
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Reminds me of something. One day I was watchin "Maury" (yeah, I know, I know, I was bored and trying to fall asleep in the recliner) and this one young woman brings in 5, yes, FIVE men to be DNA tested to see which one was the father of her baby. Best part.........none of them were. Okay, now, there's a couple days window to get pregnant each month, typically. So, I got to thinking that if none of these 5 were the father of her child, then there must have been more guys. Well, that's when I stopped wanting to think about it. Dang!!
Now iv heard of wearrin out bed springs but.......ummmmm DAMN THATS LIKE RABBITS!!!!!

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bet if she hung it out the window going down the road it would flap like a bulldogs lips

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Reminds me of something. One day I was watchin "Maury" (yeah, I know, I know, I was bored and trying to fall asleep in the recliner) and this one young woman brings in 5, yes, FIVE men to be DNA tested to see which one was the father of her baby. Best part.........none of them were. Okay, now, there's a couple days window to get pregnant each month, typically. So, I got to thinking that if none of these 5 were the father of her child, then there must have been more guys. Well, that's when I stopped wanting to think about it. Dang!!
Shes was on that show like two or three times too. Lol
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Shes was on that show like two or three times too. Lol
Josh,
Are you admitting you watch Maury?
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I didn't have cable. With only 3 or 4 channels your choices are limited

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I didn't have cable. With only 3 or 4 channels your choices are limited
Sorry Dude, but that is no excuse. None, nada, nothing. No excuse whatsoever. The right choice would be to turn the TV off and go play with your guns.
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Sorry Dude, but that is no excuse. None, nada, nothing. No excuse whatsoever. The right choice would be to turn the TV off and go play with your guns.
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Josh I am sorry by you are going to have to hand over your MAN CARD.
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