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Old 02-07-2012, 02:57 AM   #521
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A redneck was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.

"Twenty dollars", she whispers.
Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the heck, it's
only twenty bucks, so they hide in the bushes.

They're in there for only a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on
them. It's a police officer. "What's going on here, people?", asks the officer.

"I'm making love to my wife!", Bubba answers sounding annoyed.

"Oh, I'm sorry", says the cop, "I didn't know."
Bubba says, "Well, neither did I, till ya shined that light in her face."

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A redneck was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.

"Twenty dollars", she whispers.
Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the heck, it's
only twenty bucks, so they hide in the bushes.

They're in there for only a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on
them. It's a police officer. "What's going on here, people?", asks the officer.

"I'm making love to my wife!", Bubba answers sounding annoyed.

"Oh, I'm sorry", says the cop, "I didn't know."
Bubba says, "Well, neither did I, till ya shined that light in her face."
THAT is frickin' FUNNY!
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Bubba says, "Well, neither did I, till ya shined that light in her face."

LOL!!! The two of 'em deserve each other!

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Bubba says, "Well, neither did I, till ya shined that light in her face."

LOL!!! The two of 'em deserve each other!
My uncle sends me jokes all the time. This one made me show my teeth.
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That guy's got the finest wife money can buy.

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my teeth.
You have some? Are they original equipment or after-market?

(Remember, joke thread. Not a personal attack)
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This is not a joke but a true story.

1988 Gainseville Georgia in a bar/restaurant named Peaches. A co-worker and I were trying to pick up a couple of girls and we were doing pretty well. The girls were pretty drunk and ready to go to our hotel. That's when one of them said "Y'all got her purtiest teeth. Are they real?"

I was all of 23 years old at the time. And I didn't have purty teeth, but not ugly either. I still have all of my less-than-purty teeth today.

I was more than a little taken aback by the question because she apparently thought a 23-year-old might have false teeth. Or something like that. Well, she was impressed that I still had my original teeth, and as far as I could determine she did indeed have her original teeth.

No, I didn't check with her dentist.

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This is not a joke but a true story.

1988 Gainseville Georgia in a bar/restaurant named Peaches. A co-worker and I were trying to pick up a couple of girls and we were doing pretty well. The girls were pretty drunk and ready to go to our hotel. That's when one of them said "Y'all got her purtiest teeth. Are they real?"

I was all of 23 years old at the time. And I didn't have purty teeth, but not ugly either. I still have all of my less-than-purty teeth today.

I was more than a little taken aback by the question because she apparently thought a 23-year-old might have false teeth. Or something like that. Well, she was impressed that I still had my original teeth, and as far as I could determine she did indeed have her original teeth.

No, I didn't check with her dentist.
I couldn't get past the 4th sentence to read the rest of the story.
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I couldn't get past the 4th sentence to read the rest of the story.
She still had her teeth too. Both of them.
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Not really a joke, but still like this pic. Haha



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