Joke Forum? - Page 48
You are Unregistered, please register to use all of the features of FirearmsTalk.com!    
Firearm & Gun Forum - FireArmsTalk.com > General Discussion Forums > The Club House >

Joke Forum?


Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-25-2012, 01:41 AM   #471
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
dks7895's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: St. Charles,Missouri
Posts: 467
Liked 12 Times on 10 Posts
Likes Given: 5

Default

the state of the union address.....ha ha ha
dks7895 is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 01-25-2012, 03:05 AM   #472
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Scratchammo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Memphis,The volunteer state
Posts: 1,484
Liked 24 Times on 18 Posts
Likes Given: 162

Default

You gotta feel sorry for math books, they have so many problems.

A Polish helicopter crashed today, the pilot got cold & turned off the fan.

The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.

The Energizer bunny was arrested, he was charged with battery.
__________________
"THE SIERRA JUST HOTEL TANGO FOXTROT -OVER"

MALO PERICULOSAM LIBERTATEM QUAM QUIETUM SERVITIUM
Scratchammo is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 01-25-2012, 03:16 AM   #473
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
jeepejeep's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 695
Liked 75 Times on 40 Posts
Likes Given: 291

Default

Little boy has diarrhea & tells his mom he needs Viagra. Mom replies What the hell for? Boy replies Isn't that what you give dad when his **** wont get hard?
__________________
"An unarmed man can only flee from evil, but evil is not overcome by fleeing from it"

Jeff Cooper
jeepejeep is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 01-25-2012, 04:10 AM   #474
Lifetime Supporting Member
Feedback Score: 1 reviews
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Santa Cruz Mountains,CA
Posts: 14,922
Liked 9082 Times on 5276 Posts
Likes Given: 11970

Default

A man goes into the pharmacy and asks for some condoms and insecticide.

The pharmacist says "I think you mean spermicide sir."

The man replies "Nope. I mean insecticide. My wife has a bug up her a$$ and I'm going in after it!"
Vikingdad is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 01-25-2012, 04:12 AM   #475
Feedback Score: 1 reviews
 
woody63m's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 721
Liked 154 Times on 91 Posts

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by dks7895
the state of the union address.....ha ha ha
Hahaha your funny
woody63m is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 01-25-2012, 11:07 AM   #476
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Greebo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Omaha,Nebraska
Posts: 99
Liked 6 Times on 1 Posts

Default

My nine-year-old son told me a girl at school was yelling at him and he just sat there wondering what he did wrong.

I think he's ready for marriage.
____________________________________

What does Snoop Dog keep in his toolbox?

Four chisels.

____________________________________

‎"Daddy! There's a monster under my bed!"
"That's silly there's no such thing as mo... OH GOD IT'S TEARING MY ARM! Kidding. He only eats kids. goodnight."
__________________
Glaine ár gcroí, neart ár ngéag agus beart de réir ár mbriathar - ARW
(The cleanliness of our hearts, the strength of our limbs and our commitment to our promise)
Greebo is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 01-25-2012, 02:15 PM   #477
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
MobileMarine's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: youngsville,nc
Posts: 3,913
Liked 1330 Times on 955 Posts
Likes Given: 660

Default

Joke Forum? - The Club House
__________________
Danger is real , Fear is a option

“Whoever acknowledges me before others, I will also acknowledge before my Father in heaven. But whoever disowns me before others, I will disown before my Father in heaven.
“The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.”
MobileMarine is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 01-25-2012, 02:16 PM   #478
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
MobileMarine's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: youngsville,nc
Posts: 3,913
Liked 1330 Times on 955 Posts
Likes Given: 660

Default

Joke Forum? - The Club House
__________________
Danger is real , Fear is a option

“Whoever acknowledges me before others, I will also acknowledge before my Father in heaven. But whoever disowns me before others, I will disown before my Father in heaven.
“The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.”
MobileMarine is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 01-25-2012, 06:31 PM   #479
Feedback Score: 1 reviews
 
woody63m's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 721
Liked 154 Times on 91 Posts

Default

image-3888655737.jpg

This is funny
woody63m is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Old 01-25-2012, 06:35 PM   #480
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: fordland,missouri
Posts: 11,099
Liked 862 Times on 648 Posts
Likes Given: 1

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by woody63m
<img src="http://www.firearmstalk.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=38147"/>

This is funny
Yes that is

God didnt make all men equal colonel Sam Colt did
Marlinman is offline  
 
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Firearms Forum Replies Last Post
Is it just me or does the firing line forum seem restrictive compared to this forum tiberius10721 The Club House 43 03-20-2013 04:39 PM
Fixing Death Row: Not a joke or forum game Dillinger The Club House 30 06-26-2010 07:40 PM
Joke Of the Day markerdown The Club House 8 11-13-2009 07:09 PM
Joke of the Day markerdown The Club House 5 10-23-2009 11:20 PM



Newest Threads