My nine-year-old son told me a girl at school was yelling at him and he just sat there wondering what he did wrong.
I think he's ready for marriage.
What does Snoop Dog keep in his toolbox?
"Daddy! There's a monster under my bed!"
"That's silly there's no such thing as mo... OH GOD IT'S TEARING MY ARM! Kidding. He only eats kids. goodnight."
Glaine ár gcroí, neart ár ngéag agus beart de réir ár mbriathar - ARW
(The cleanliness of our hearts, the strength of our limbs and our commitment to our promise)