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Old 11-16-2011, 09:31 PM   #411
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Why did the chicken cross the road??..........To lay an egg.............Guns don't kill people,DADS with pretty daughters do...and husbands that come home early do..........................
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I go to Bed at 11:00 pm....No-Life....Now that's a bad-joke......
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Old 11-19-2011, 01:22 PM   #413
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Heard Ruger is coming-out with a new Wisconsin model LCP...It won't work and you can't fire it.........
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Old 11-29-2011, 04:59 PM   #414
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Arkansas 3 million people and 15 last-names....Only if your a Redneck......
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Old 11-29-2011, 05:23 PM   #415
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apparently, last sunday, the Indianapolis Dolts honored Tony Stewrat on field during their game with the Carolina Panthers.

I guess the Dolts had to do SOMETHING to put a winner on the field!!

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Now I've done it. I've fine tuned my humor beyond detecting it in some of these later 'jokes'.
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Old 11-29-2011, 05:52 PM   #417
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Now I've done it. I've fine tuned my humor beyond detecting it in some of these later 'jokes'.
OHHH C'mon, you know thats funny....i dont care who you are!
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A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ....

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
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Default Un answered prayer..........

Maybe the reason that the Jews prayers go un answered is because they're talking to a brick wall.......
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Maybe the reason that the Jews prayers go un answered is because they're talking to a brick wall.......
Thats wrong......but funny
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