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Old 03-29-2014, 09:05 PM   #1641
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I wonder who taught them not to put fingers on triggers? Except the guy in the middle. He looks like he's about to do us all a favor...

I thought they knew everything about guns? Are you saying....that they don't?? They all act like they know what they're talking about, how can they be wrong?


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One problem with the picture is that Biden's shotgun doesn't show.
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One problem with the picture is that Biden's shotgun doesn't show.
I think he loaned it to the guy in the middle. Now if the guy in the middle would just lean a little to the left (as if they don't already!)...
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I wonder who taught them not to put fingers on triggers? Except the guy in the middle. He looks like he's about to do us all a favor...
The guy in the middle is a famous anti-gun senator from CA.

He has just been arrested for conspiring to traffic guns to gangsters.
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An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work".

The German doctor says: "that's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work".

The Russian doctor says: "gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work".

The United States doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Five years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"
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Whoops - I started to put a "Speedy Gonzales" joke on here, but I guess I'd better not...
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A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Wyoming, and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."

The old rancher says, "Okay, but do not go in that field over there" as he points out the location.

The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me. Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the farmer. See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"

The old rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life, chased close behind by the rancher's prize bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get horned before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified.

The old rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs. "Your badge! Show him your badge!"
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If "they" have a Mexican baby, he's not the one who needs to be "fixed".
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I was telling a girl in the pub about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born just by feeling their breasts.

"Really?" she said. "Go on then... Try."

After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience.

"Come on," she demanded, "What day was I born on?"

"Yesterday?" I replied.
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