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Old 09-02-2013, 09:33 PM   #1391
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Well I would like to apologize for over reacting to a stupid joke!
Lmao, reading that whole convo for the first time was hilarious.
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Old 09-02-2013, 09:42 PM   #1392
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Well I would like to apologize for over reacting to a stupid joke!
Apology accepted.

Now tell a fat hairy redneck joke to make yourself feel better.
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Old 09-02-2013, 09:45 PM   #1393
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Lmao, reading that whole convo for the first time was hilarious.
Glad I could make your day lol
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I don't mean to be like that, but I hate when people generalize groups of people. I have a job I don't just play music and I'm not irresponsible or lazy.
No problem. To be honest I heard that joke back in the 90's on one of those late night interview shows that rock stations would run on Monday nights.

I've always had an appreciation for the work drummers do, I've always been impressed by Rick Allen of Def Leppard and his comeback after losing an arm.
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I don't even know who the drummer is, but Volbeat has some bad ass drum work going on.

You could call that anti drummer because I don't know his name... but I don't know any of their names...

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No problem. To be honest I heard that joke back in the 90's on one of those late night interview shows that rock stations would run on Monday nights.

I've always had an appreciation for the work drummers do, I've always been impressed by Rick Allen of Def Leppard and his comeback after losing an arm.
Yeah, Rick Allen is impressive. I can over react sometimes. I try to be the best I can be at everything I do.
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Yeah, Rick Allen is impressive. I can over react sometimes. I try to be the best I can be at everything I do.
and that is how it should be!
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Jim stood over his tee shot on the 450 yard 18th hole for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his back swing.

Finally his exasperated partner asked, 'What the hell is taking so long?'

'My wife is watching me from the clubhouse balcony,' Jim explained. 'I want to make a perfect shot.'

His companion said, 'You don't have a chance in hell of hitting her from here.'

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Fat hairy redneck joke-

Bubba and Junior had been fishing and drinking beer. On the drive home, they turned a corner, and found themselves at a DUI checkpoint. Junior said "Oh lawd- whut are we gonna do?"

Bubba quickly peeled the labels off of two of the beer bottles, handed one to Junior, and said "Quick- stick this on your forehead. "

They pulled up to the checkpoint. A deputy walked over and shined his light in the car. "Bubba- have y'all been drinking tonight?"

"Oh, no sir" (Pointing at the label on his forehead) "We're on the patch!"

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Dat's funny raiight dere, I don't care hoo ya awr!

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