Originally Posted by 95sniper
When he says a drummer is someone who hangs out with a musician, that's not funny to me I don't get the joke. So your saying drummers are no good?
How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door?
The knock always slows down
How do you get a drummer to play an accelerando?
Ask him to play in 4/4 at a steady 120 bpm.
Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car?
It took two hours to get the drummer out.
Why do bands have bass players?
To translate for the drummer.
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
1."Why? Oh, wow! Is it like dark, man?"
2.Only one, but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can't just be pushed in.
3.Two: one to hold the bulb, and one to turn his throne (but only after they figure out that you have to turn the bulb).
4.Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.
5.None. They have a machine to do that.
Why is it good that drummers have a half-ounce more brains than horses?
So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.
What is the difference between a drummer and a terrorist?
Terrorists have sympathisers.