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Old 05-05-2013, 01:03 AM   #1241
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We laugh ... but this blonde’s Password and I. D. are safe.
During a recent password audit by a company,
it was found that an employee was using the
following password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacrame nto"

When asked why she had such a long password,
she rolled her eyes and said: "Hello! It has to be at least
8 characters and include at least one capital
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Old 05-05-2013, 03:43 PM   #1242
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Young daughter gets home from a date and dad says;

How'd it go baby?

Well dad, you know I don't know much about cars but my boy friend says I have great chassis, wonderful headlights and awesome bumpers. What did he mean?

Dad says: tell your boy friend that if he opens the hood to measure the oil I'll break off his tail pipe.
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Old 05-05-2013, 04:42 PM   #1243
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Southern foreplay:

"Hey Sis, you wake?"
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Who lit the fuse on your tampon?!
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Southern foreplay:

"Hey Sis, you wake?"
LOL!!
They say that if a southern man and his wife get divorced, they revert back to their status as it was before they got married: brother and sister.
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I saw on Fox News that a soccer ref got punched in the head and killed by a 17-year-old boy . Gosh, it's a shame that ref didn't pull out a 9mm Kel-tec and shoot that 17-year-old to save his own life ! Oops, that was insensitive...Apologies to CNN, MSNBC, ABC, Spike Lee and the city police of a spot in Florida....
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I put 3 9 x 40 milldot scope on my dads pellet gu
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Best joke on here lol. Me and my buddy got a good laugh
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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, And a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was Intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct, but how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you’re ugly."
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A drunk, a immigrant and a socialist walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get you President Obama?"
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