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Old 01-09-2013, 01:56 PM   #1081
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An Aggie is a student or alum of Texas A & M University. The "Aggie" comes from the A & M - "Agricultural and Manufacturing" in the school's name.

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Student or graduate of Texas A&M. Aggie.


How many liberal arts students does it take to change a flat tire?

Two- one to stay with the car, once to go call Daddy.

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Once upon a time there were 3 sailors, who were shipwrecked, and had to swim to a tropical island. When they crawled up on the beach, they were confronted by a tribe of "gay" natives. The natives captured the 3 sailors and took them to their leader. The leader had his men bring the first sailor to him, then he said, "You have invaded our land. The penalty for invading our land is death. But we will give you a chance to live. We will give you a choice - death, or bunga-bunga". The first sailor thought about it, then said, "I don't know what bunga-bunga is, but I really don't want to die, so I choose bunga-bunga". So the tribesmen bent the sailor over a rail, lined up and took turns having "their way" with him.
Then the second sailor was brought before the leader, and was given the same options. He too chose bunga-bunga.
Then the third sailor was given the same choice. He said, "That bunga-bunga is not for me, I'd rather be dead than to go thru that, so I choose death". This really upset the natives, because nobody had ever chosen death before.
So they all gathered in a huddle, jabbering and arguing. Then all at once they started jumping up and down, yelling and cheering. The leader called the third sailor to him and said, "You have chosen death, so we will give you death - death by bunga-bunga".

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Only us from tx would understand the aggie jokes lol

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Only us from tx would understand the aggie jokes lol
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Still doesn't make sense to me
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When having sex with a ugly ho i choose the method of oklahoma two sacker. One bag over her head....and one over mine in case hers falls off....

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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks andNeeds to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Finally... a smart blonde joke.

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Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been friends all of their lives.

When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day.

One day Betty said, "Bertha, we both loved playing softball all our lives, and we played all through high school and college. Please do me one favor: when you get to heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's women's softball there."

Bertha looked up at Betty from her deathbed and said, "Betty, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor for you."

Shortly after that, Bertha died.

A few nights later, Betty was awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to her, "Betty, Betty."

"Who is it," asked Betty, sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"

"Betty -- it's me, Bertha."

"You're not Bertha. Bertha just died."

"I'm telling you, it's me, Bertha," insisted the voice.

"Bertha! Where are you?"

"In heaven," replied Bertha. "I have some really good news and a little bad news."

"Tell me the good news first," said Betty.

"The good news," Bertha said with joy and enthusiasm, "is that there's women's softball in heaven. Better yet, all of our old buddies who died before me are here,too. Even better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always Springtime and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play softball all we want, and we never get tired."

"That's fantastic," said Betty. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?"

"You're pitching Tuesday."

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Construction site. Lunchtime. Willy, Billy and Joe are eating lunch. Billy opens his lunchbox, and takes out his thermos. Joe, not the sharpest knife in the drawer, asks "What's that?"

"It's his thermos, you doofus!"
"No, I mean- what IS that?"

Willy and Billy look at each other- "Mean you've never seen one before?"
"No- what does it do?"

"It keeps hot stuff hot, and cold stuff cold."
"How does it work?"
"It's magic. Now eat your lunch."

Next day, lunchtime. When they sit down, Joe opens his lunchbox, and pulls out a new thermos.

"See you got yourself a thermos."
"Yep- bought it after work yesterday. You said it keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold."
"Yeah, I did. Whatcha got in there?
"Cup of coffee, chicken noodle soup, and a Popsicle."

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construction site. Lunchtime. Willy, billy and joe are eating lunch. Billy opens his lunchbox, and takes out his thermos. Joe, not the sharpest knife in the drawer, asks "what's that?"

"it's his thermos, you doofus!"
"no, i mean- what is that?"

willy and billy look at each other- "mean you've never seen one before?"
"no- what does it do?"

"it keeps hot stuff hot, and cold stuff cold."
"how does it work?"
"it's magic. Now eat your lunch."

next day, lunchtime. When they sit down, joe opens his lunchbox, and pulls out a new thermos.

"see you got yourself a thermos."
"yep- bought it after work yesterday. You said it keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold."
"yeah, i did. Whatcha got in there?
"cup of coffee, chicken noodle soup, and a popsicle."
haha!!!!!!!
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