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Old 01-15-2010, 03:30 PM   #1
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Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Washington DC parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of fresh air and to see the beautiful day outside.

> He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front
> lawn.
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> He promptly called the US House of Representatives for assistance.
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> The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is speaker Pelosi. >
> How might I help you?"
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> "And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St.Brigid's.
> There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"
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> Speaker Pelosi, considering herself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people
took care of last rites!" There was dead silence on the line for a
long moment.
>
> Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also obliged to first notify the next of kin."



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Truth cloaked in humor.



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THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A COLORADO GIRL

Three friends married women from different parts of the Midwest .

The first man married a woman from Wisconsin . He told her that she was
to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on
the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and
put away.

The second man married a woman from Minnesota . He gave his wife orders
that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first
day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By
the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and
there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Colorado. He ordered her to keep the
house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals
on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see
anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day,
some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his
left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a
sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he
pees.

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