An Indian walks
into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand
and
pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says
to the waiter:
"Want
coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure, Chief.
Coming right up."
He gets the Indian a
tall mug of coffee.....
The Indian drinks
the coffee down in one gulp, turns and
blasts
the buffalo with the shotgun,
Causing parts
of the animal to splatter everywhere
and then
just walks out.
The next morning the
Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one
hand, pulling
Another male buffalo with the
other.
He walks up to the counter and says
to
The waiter:
"Want
coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa,
Tonto!
We're still cleaning
up your mess from yesterday. What was
all that
about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and
proudly says,
"Training for
position in United States
Congress.
Come in, drink coffee,
shoot the bull, leave mess for others
to clean
up,
Disappear for rest of
day."
a joke
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