A John Wayne movie nearly cost me my marriage. It was 2am, and we just got to our hotel room. My wife of 10 years, went into the bathroom, and I turned on the TV, waiting my turn. On starts a John Wayne movie I had never seen, The Searchers.
I pulled off my shoes, and settled onto one of the two beds. My wife came out of the bathroom, and wanted to go to sleep, in a quiet room. Screw that! A John Wayne movie I had never seen before! Was she out of her mind!
By 4am, she was hot enough to cook eggs on, and it was months calming her down again.
Last edited by AR10; 02-04-2013 at 01:19 AM.