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The Italian and the Gun

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Old 08-03-2010, 09:03 PM   #1
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An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. "Guido, I want you to listen to me. I want you to take my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You listen to me, boy. Some day, you're gonna be running the business. You're gonna have a beautiful wife, lots of money, a big home, and maybe a couple of bambinos. Some day, you're gonna come home and maybe find your wife in bed with another man.. . .What are you gonna do then? Point to your watch and say, 'Time's Up?'"

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