The Italian and the Gun
An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. "Guido, I want you to listen to me. I want you to take my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You listen to me, boy. Some day, you're gonna be running the business. You're gonna have a beautiful wife, lots of money, a big home, and maybe a couple of bambinos. Some day, you're gonna come home and maybe find your wife in bed with another man.. . .What are you gonna do then? Point to your watch and say, 'Time's Up?'"
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