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Old 06-10-2013, 12:53 PM   #11
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Humm? No matter Obama is having the IRS audit Foxworthy.
Are they freaking really!?!?!? Oh, I'll bet that's a hoot. I hope he cracks jokes on them all day long. I bet it'll be a good source for more material. Bill Ingvall would be able to use the "here's your sign" bit on them.
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This isn't Jeff Foxworthy, either. I still like it.

1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim.

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim.

3. If you have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim.

4. If you wipe your bum with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.

5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim.

7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,
You may be a Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four,
You may be a Muslim.

10. If you thought this was offensive or racist,
You may be a Muslim.
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If you make fun of one of the worlds major religions on based on the actions of a fringe movement, you may be a racist.

If you make fun of the wife of the president of the United States and a graduate of Princeton and Harvard Law School on the basis of her looks, you may be a racist.

If you assume that all persons who enter this country illegally do so with the intention of taking advange of our welfare systems and will contribute nothing to the economy, you may be a racist.

If you think it's okay to post messages like those above, but get pissed off at this one, you may be a hypocrite.

I believe there is a political folder here where threads of this type better belong.

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Are they freaking really!?!?!? Oh, I'll bet that's a hoot. I hope he cracks jokes on them all day long. I bet it'll be a good source for more material. Bill Ingvall would be able to use the "here's your sign" bit on them.
I belive this was an attempt at humor.
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If you can't laugh at the above posts you may be way too mature for this thread ...... just sayin
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If you can't laugh at the above posts you may be way too mature for this thread ...... just sayin
What a man tolerates . . . or does not tolerate . . . says a lot about his character. Jus' sayin'.
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I belive this was an attempt at humor.
It's very believable.
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If you can't laugh at the above posts you may be way too mature for this thread ...... just sayin
Or maybe you can't laugh because so much of it is true that it pisses you off. The hijacking of our country by lunacy and stupidity on all sides from all fronts is no laughing matter.
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What a man tolerates . . . or does not tolerate . . . says a lot about his character.
Indeed it does, indeed it does.

Hypocrisy says even more, IMO.
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Maybe we should elect a redneck for president. The successful candidate must have a dog box on his truck, 27 shotguns, 15 dogs, a wife named polly sue and a refrigerator in his yard. A TV on top of a TV in the living room gets him extra TV time.

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Maybe we should elect a redneck for president. The successful candidate must have a dog box on his truck, 27 shotguns, 15 dogs, a wife named polly sue and a refrigerator in his yard.
Could the wife have had the same last name before they married?
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