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Old 01-28-2010, 05:04 PM   #11
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While I'm all for a good bloody revolution, I was thinking more along the lines of becoming Prime Minister, repealing the gun and knife laws, and undoing some of the injustices that have warped what was once the greatest Empire in the world.

Gentlemen, these people gave us Liz Hurley, James Bond, and (removes hat and places over heart) Benny Hill...


For Benny Hill!!!!!!

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Old 01-28-2010, 05:27 PM   #12
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This is easy. Just fly over and start telling all brits that the UK is going to make them work 51 weeks out of the year taxes are going to sky rocket you are not allowed to own anything that may injure a child or human in anyway that includes cricket bats and any other solid object like a table leg. But France is will to take you in give you 6 months vaccation a year and all the crappy free health care you want. Maybe then all the Brits can get their dam teeth fixed so they don't look like a bunch of ridge runners from a movie.

Then after they all move out just take it over and create your own utopiean country.

I would then first start with moving the island south to warmer weather. Then to immigrate to my island you have to meet the following:

1. Own at least 2 rifle 1 of which has to be full automatic or capable of being made full auto.
2. Mush be able to pass a shoot test with both rifles above out to 600 yards.

3. Be willing to work for what you get and feel good about it.

4. like making fun of douche bags and the French.

5. Have an IQ over 120

6. Be willing to fight for your country. Meaning once you live here you have to belong to the military. It is a part time gig where you drill one a month and 1 month in the summer.

7. Be any religion except muslim.

8. If you are female you must have naturaly good looking boobies. No plastic at the Free United Stated of John Browning.

9. you must own and love a 1911.

10. You can't own a Glock. If you do you must be willing to toss it in the drink and swear off Tupperware pistols for ever.

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It's easy, you can do it in 3 steps.

1) find the Island of Avalon

2) find the "Stone"

3) Pull the sword of of the stone and BINGO, you are the new King.

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It's easy, you can do it in 3 steps.

1) find the Island of Avalon

2) find the "Stone"

3) Pull the sword of of the stone and BINGO, you are the new King.
Oh, you are good.

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