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Benning Boy 01-28-2010 04:16 AM

Intellectual Exercise: Liberate England
 
I invite you smart people to join me in the logistics discussion of taking over a country, returning it to it's people, and installing me into the Monarchy.

If a guy got on the plane, landed in Heathrow, and wanted to shoot for domination of the island, where would he start?

dunerunner 01-28-2010 04:28 AM

The English would only respond to someone who was Royal Born, therefore; you would have to prove you are a descendant to the throne......Oh, Hell...just watch 'Johnny English'.

Benning Boy 01-28-2010 04:33 AM

Can I pull a feigned nobility, ala "A Knight's Tale"?

I think we should free our brothers.

I'm serious.

canebrake 01-28-2010 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Benning Boy (Post 219961)
I'm serious.

That's what we're afraid of!

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Gojubrian 01-28-2010 06:14 AM

You have to somehow change their hearts, the very way they perceive things. This can be best accomplished through songs then media.

Who was it that said, "I don't care what the country's politics and beliefs are, I want to write the songs."

Songs influence the way people think.

Wheelspin 01-28-2010 12:12 PM

As an English citizen who moved to America a couple of years ago I applaud your intentions, England needs all the help it can get!

If you want to become a ruler and the future King of England find yourself a female aire to the throne and get her knocked up:D It's a long term plan but it'll get your foot in the door of Buckingham Palace.

opaww 01-28-2010 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Benning Boy (Post 219956)
I invite you smart people to join me in the logistics discussion of taking over a country, returning it to it's people, and installing me into the Monarchy.

If a guy got on the plane, landed in Heathrow, and wanted to shoot for domination of the island, where would he start?

I would think a good place to start would be to kick any Frence and muslim out of England. Hell if you start here I will except you as king of America

Franciscomv 01-28-2010 04:22 PM

Well, you just need to get a few boats together and set out from Normandy. Try to arrive at East Sussex around October 14th. That's worked well in the past.

Honestly, before trying to liberate England I think you should get a bit of practice first, perhaps giving us a hand down here in South America. I mean, you've already helped the English out in two world wars.

Benning Boy 01-28-2010 04:36 PM

I've got looks and talent, I suppose the pop star route gets me in the door.

I think winning over the people is no problem, I suspect they're tired of having their rights trampled.

SigGambler 01-28-2010 04:47 PM

Well if you can stir up enough fear into the people at another group of people and then kill a very large number of people, stick your thingy in a noble womans daughter and stick with her and you will be the leader. Now the trick is the "very large number of people you must kill". Kill only a few hundred or a thousand and you are just a mad man but kill around (I'm taking an educated look at the history of man and the current tranist of mass media), I would say you would have to kill around 3/4 of a million people and you must have the majority see there killing as a means for the better.


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