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Old 08-04-2009, 04:33 AM   #1
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TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO THE PROPOSED NATIONAL HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Sal's Roto-Rooter Service.

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you donated to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is "Embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED THE PROPOSED NATIONAL HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra...and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.


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Old 08-04-2009, 04:25 PM   #2
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That's some funny stuff right there, EVEN!!



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"" (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you donated to Goodwill last month. ""

lol wow, I about cried laughing at that one.

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All this time and I never knew I was addicted to Prozac.

Funny stuff.

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Well done IGETEVEN. Well done.



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