I don't care how you do it, take apart a Red Ryder BB gun, and then put it back together in working order. Tried this one today, and had no luck.
I've got another one. Not impossible but fairly difficult.
Set an empty beer/pop can on the ground and stand on it with one foot letting the can hold your entire body weight.
I'm 5'11" 200lbs and I've done it once. Crushed a lot in the process.
Sit in a chair. Have someone hold their pointer finger on your forehead and try to get up....... very hard.
Before bed ask your wife if she's getting fat.
Now try to sleep in that bed.
America has fought wars across the globe, because we kept our firearms while others let dictators take theirs...