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Dillinger 07-28-2012 12:52 AM

I'm sorry - Can someone please....
.... Tell me WHY, in the name of everything HOLY, that someone hasn't put an end to all these imitation tough guys on the 3 "tough guy, you can't mess with me because I eat 19 cheeseburgers for lunch, fatass" Towing shows? :mad:

I see these commercials for "Lizard Lick Towing" and "South Beach Tow" and "Operation REPO" and want to punch a bag of kittens with GREAT vengeance and FURIOUS anger. :mad: *mad props if you just said that in the Samuel L. Jackson voice*

I know that fat broad, wannabe actress, Jennifer Lopez financed South Beach and they got busted for faking "repo's" for ratings back in January. No surprise.

Really?! :confused:

I know a lot of you newer members don't really know Jack, or Benning Boy who would take this idea and run with it to forum infamy, but seriously?!?!

Is anyone going to let some fool onto your property, jack your ride, talk mad s**t to you in the process, and you are NOT going to tune that fool up?!

Jack would be feeding fish somewhere exotic with their remains. :rolleyes:

As for me, I don't care if you are 260 pounds and wear a size medium T-shirt bro. You aren't impressing me much, and the minute you open your mouth, this is going to be a recreation of your "15 minutes", I'll be playing the part of Patrick Smith. :roll eyes:

kytowboater 07-28-2012 12:57 AM

Tell us how you really feel. Lol.

silverado113 07-28-2012 01:00 AM

That Lizard Licking towing crap is AWFUL! I last all of a minute the first time I ran across it and think I lost brain cells.

Dillinger 07-28-2012 01:03 AM


Originally Posted by kytowboater (Post 884468)
Tell us how you really feel. Lol.

I can't in the open forum, but my hope is I am not the only one who thinks these douche bags need their collective ass kicked all the way to the low income treatment center.

Every show is some 300# loud mouth who would be able to back up his alligator mouth for about 8 seconds against someone who was serious about effing them up.

I'd pay good money to see one of these shows go to Jack or Tango's house and start off talking smack. :D

kytowboater 07-28-2012 01:17 AM

I agree with you. Guys watch that stuff on the boat. Drives me crazy. I get to hear it for 28 days straight. Trust me I completely agree with you lol.

LikeABoss 07-28-2012 01:19 AM

Dillinger, go fire of a few rounds out the back door, you will feel better....

c3shooter 07-28-2012 01:33 AM

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A good three iron, and it would be all over except the sutures and the crying.

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Dillinger 07-28-2012 02:19 AM


Originally Posted by c3shooter (Post 884537)
A good three iron, and it would be all over except the sutures and the crying.

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I damn near lost a lung from laughing so hard. Brilliant good sir, Brilliant! :p


MrWray 07-28-2012 02:20 AM

Ive never once watched any of those towing shows, i cant even get passed the commercials. What a damn waste of air space, all of these idiotic shows are getting out of hand.

dog2000tj 07-28-2012 02:25 AM

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"swing away JD, swing away" ;) :D

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