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Old 09-27-2011, 10:33 PM   #1
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I have tons of stories to tell and lots of adventures to tell about. Oh, and pictures, too. I've been pretty tired and pretty busy but I PROMISE to post more later tonight. I just wanted you all to know I have not forgotten about you all.

Here's one story that I'll post now, though, because it is so funny.

We were at the range, all shooting away and Bear's lovely daughter, Samantha, decides to talk a walk in the woods behind us. She takes her camera with her because she likes to take pictures of the interesting things she sees. So, she returns and starts showing me the pictures, telling me what each one is. There were some very good pictures there and then she shows me a picture and it's a picture of a 'spotter'. So, I say, what's a spotter? She looks at me like I'm nuts and says, "You don't know what a spotter is?" I say, "No". She repeats, "You have never seen a spotter?" I, again, say "No". From the picture, it kind of looked like a slug. She says, "You know, the things with 8 legs.........." I'm thinking of a slug having 8 legs....... We are staring at each other with looks of confusion on our faces. ABG calmly says from a distance away..........."She means 'spider'." I thought I would die laughing. Sam has a pretty heavy 'Kentucky' accent. It was the joke of the weekend. Except, of course, the story of Bear's wife, Janet, having something up her pant leg that 'shouldn't be there'.

Story to follow.........

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Old 09-27-2011, 10:40 PM   #2
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Please, can we have more?

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Well from the sound of-it....You had a GREAT-TIME.........

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Okay, I'll wait.

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I hope it wasn't a "spotter" up her pant leg!
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Okay, I waited. Now tell us.

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I hope it wasn't a "spotter" up her pant leg!
Damn yankees! (I'm the pot calling the kettle black.)
Do you even know the difference between a yankee and a damn yankee? A yankee comes down south and then goes home, leaving money.
A damn yankee finds out how laid back we tend to be and the damn yankee stays. ROFL.
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Do you even know the difference between a yankee and a damn yankee? A yankee comes down south and then goes home, leaving money.
A damn yankee finds out how laid back we tend to be and the damn yankee stays. ROFL.
+1 We don't have too much of a damn yankee problem here in NE Texas.
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Sorry thread got off topic all!
I was just waiting for pictures!
I'm being patient!

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