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Vincine 03-22-2013 06:18 AM

If you marry an irish girl

The first man married a woman from Italy. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day,

he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Poland. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day,

he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Ireland. He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day,

some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees......

kfox75 03-22-2013 06:55 AM

LMAO! I'll have to tell my wife that one when she wakes up.

That reminds me, I have to vacume and do the laundry tomorow.

unclebear 03-22-2013 01:57 PM

That's pretty good lmfao! With some of my family they'd be lucky to be able to walk out of the house lmfao

eatmydust 03-22-2013 02:05 PM

That right there is why I married a farm girl!!:)

dango 03-22-2013 02:07 PM

I did.........Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek , duck and cover..! :eek:Top of O mornin , (KERSPLAT)..............! Auuuh..! Ever been "Thrashed by the ole "Sham-rock-Boots"..? :confused:

nitestalker 03-22-2013 02:12 PM

You think that fellow made a mistake in marriage? What about the poor idiot that married Diane Finestien ? :eek:

RUG3R44 03-22-2013 02:18 PM


dog2000tj 03-22-2013 02:27 PM

Roflroflrofl :d

willshoum 03-22-2013 02:41 PM

Till death do us part........
This is what I was told, bout grand ma and paw...... My grand parents came over from France, bought property in terrebonne then newly wed grand mother could not stand the heat and the skitters, she decides to go back to france, grand paw reclaimed his wife at the dock, they raised 16 children, and lived happily ever after.....Of course it all depends which one you ask.......I never new them, they died of old age and hard work........................

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