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Old 10-21-2010, 04:51 AM   #1
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Default If the Miners in Chile had been Rednecks.....

For our friends from abroad- a Redneck is a "good ole country boy", typically a blue collar self reliant outdoorsman- usually from the South, and usually in trouble of some sort.

If the miners had been Rednecks-

They would have been rescued by their cousins using 4WD vehicles and a tow strap

They would have asked for emergency supplies of Red Man and beef jerky

They would have dug themselves out after being told they would miss deer season

The rescue car would have had a gun rack on it

There would now be 3 country & western songs about it

The news media would have had a nervous breakdown, since all of the trapped miners were known as "Bubba"

Two would have refused to come up because of outstanding warrants

One would have stayed, since the mine shaft has more room than the doublewide.

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The rescue would have been sponsored by Budweiser.



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Somebody's first hug would've been for their favorite coon hound.

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The rescue would have been sponsored by Budweiser.
Sponsored by our friends at Beechnut, makers of the finest smokeless chewing tobacco products in the world.





And, by the sponsors of NASCAR. The most fun and excitement you can have sitting down!



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IT would have all started with.

"Hey bubba, hold my beer and watch this."

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It wouldn't have taken so long to get them out and anyone with a projection of "Christmas" for their safe return probably would have been run out of town on a rail for being a Yank-Eee!

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the miners where very lucky that Bill Mc Kinney was not among them SQUEEL PIGGY SQUEEL

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Sponsored by our friends at Beechnut, makers of the finest smokeless chewing tobacco products in the world.





And, by the sponsors of NASCAR. The most fun and excitement you can have sitting down!





That last picture really kind of grossed me out. Sorry to all you hairy men.
Don't let Orangello see that picture. He'd think it's a bear and shoot!!
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Poor, Poor Warren Beatty.
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Poor, Poor Ned Beatty.
Fixed it.

They could have given them enough beer that they would have built a beer can pyramid and climed out.

If one of them had said, "Eff it. I'm stayin'" they all would have stayed.


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