Originally Posted by orangello
I would hire an attorney to find a legal way to offer a bounty on bears...or an illegal way that couldn't be traced to me.
Gello's dislike of bears reminds me of an old Joke...
Fella heads out onto the wilds for his first bear hunt...sees a big boar and takes his shot. Certain that he hit the critter, he heads to it's last location looking for a blood trail but is surprised to feel a tap on his shoulder.
Turning he realized the bear is right behind him standing upright and giving him a quizzical little smile.
The bears says..."Mr...you just tried to kill me so I'm giving you a choice...I can either eat you...or I can screw you...so...what's it gonna be."
Fella does not think he's ready to die so with a shrug and a sigh...he drops his pants and assumes the position!
...and that old bear has his way with him.
A few days latter...still stewing about being raped... The hunter decides he's gonna kill that bear and heads back ou to the wilds. A few hours into his stalk he spots that old boar and takes a shot.
Damn sure he's killed it ^^THIS^^ time he heads over to find his prize only to be again surprised by a tap on his shoulder and a grinning bears standing behind him who says..."you again? Well, you know the drill"...so once again the hunter suffers through the bears affections.
A few days pass and this poor hunter is just hell bent on killing that damn bear so once again he heads out to hunt it down!
Well, once again the day ends with a surprising tap on the shoulder but this time the bears expression in more confussed than happy as he says..."Ok Mr, be honest...Your not really Comming out here for the hunting...are you!"