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Old 09-11-2012, 03:58 PM   #21
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I never went to a Prom.

I never was in a physical fight.......other than with my brother and sister when we were kids.

I never went sky diving.

I've never been in a hot air balloon.
Dang winds, we got something in common. But, no not Butt, I did try to wear out the back seat of my 57 ford.........


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I've never had sex with an alligator.
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It's a layered drink. First is Chambord or some rassberry liqueur, just half an ounce is enough. Then, mix mindori, sweet and sour, and pineapple juice (which most people miss) over ice and strain on top of raz liqueur. Finally a float of jaggermeister around top edge. Can coat rim with a sugar crust if desired.
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I never went to a Prom.

I never was in a physical fight.......other than with my brother and sister when we were kids.

I never went sky diving.

I've never been in a hot air balloon.
These are good ones! I've never won a physical fight. Only ever been jumped by multiples before and didn't even get a good lik in.

I've been in hotair balloon as a child, but don't even remember the ride, wish I did though!
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Ive never had a redheaded slut. The drink I have had.
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I never exhaled.
How big an old boi are ya!?!? Hahahaha

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Ive never had a redheaded slut. The drink I have had.
Likewise, and toss in blonde for me as well. I have a very specific type and it seems to be dark hair only. Had plenty of dark sluts tho! Hahahaha. Sure they'd say the same about me too. Lol
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You mean Roy D Mercer?

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I've never been married or had children or had any other sort of major reaponsibility further than rent and utlilities. Plan on keeping it that way, it's truly the perfect life.


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