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Old 04-11-2013, 11:48 AM   #11
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nice. very nice. if only he had recorded himself lol

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I did that to myself with a stun-gun baton one day. I worked in a gun shop, and a customer was checking out some stun guns, asked if they were effective. I picked up a big ol' baton, shoved it against my chest and turned it on. When I woke up, I was flat on the floor, my hair was standing up, I felt like my chest was on fire, and there was a big crowd of people around me, some of them laughing, some obviously worried about whether I was going to wake up. But the customer bought the li'l jewel, so I guess I made a sale.

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I did that to myself with a stun-gun baton one day. I worked in a gun shop, and a customer was checking out some stun guns, asked if they were effective. I picked up a big ol' baton, shoved it against my chest and turned it on. When I woke up, I was flat on the floor, my hair was standing up, I felt like my chest was on fire, and there was a big crowd of people around me, some of them laughing, some obviously worried about whether I was going to wake up. But the customer bought the li'l jewel, so I guess I made a sale.
Lmfao. I hit myself with a 1,000,000 volt taser. Touched it to the side of my calf for 1/2 a second. I locked up and fell back so fast my dogtags flew up and hit me in the face. I recovered immediately and checked my leg. Sure enough I got burn blisters where the prongs touched (through my jeans). I packed up my stuff and headed to the tattoo party I was scheduled to do. When I got there first words out of my partners mouth were 'you look like sh!t'. I told him what I did and of course he called me a dumbass. The joke was on him though, I now knew the taser worked and I told him I was wiped and I went home to sleep it off.
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"The Surgeon General has determined that it can be hazardous to yer health". I hope he figured that out by being on the receiving end of one.

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Wow that was totally funny I think it took me a half hour to read it cause I was laughing and crying so much. You definitely have a way with words and explaining situations lol

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My bad thought you wrote it still funny though

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