I have SOLVED the gun control problem!!!
According to statistics, urban areas have been growing exponentially compared to rural areas. Kids raised in urban areas are taught by generally more liberal teachers who are pushing the "guns are evil" agenda. Kids growing up in rural areas are generally exposed to healthy doses of firearms education and don't fall for the liberal propaganda, but they are becoming the minority. Since the voting numbers usually show ~42% anti-gun and ~46% pro-gun, this leaves ~12% of the voting public that determines the outcome of all gun legislation.
How do we turn the tide? How do we guarantee that America will not eventually fall to these anti-gun nuts? It's very simple, really: pro-creative sex! People in rural areas need to commit to having more progeny, for ourselves and our posterity! They can reverse the whole tide of liberalism! Raise them, teach them, and provide a safer America for us all!
Now, everyone that lives on more that 1/2 an acre, grab your wife and do what's natural! If you have less than three kids, you're behind!!!
“Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem." (I prefer the tumult of liberty to the quiet of servitude.). Thomas Jefferson
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."
-Edmund Burke, Loosely translated from Thoughts on the Cause of Present Discontents. (1770)