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Old 03-31-2013, 06:58 PM   #761
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Get a Korean or other oriental doctor. Small fingers!
ROFLMAO!!!!!

I wish it was a little fingers only gig, It's the 6 ft of tubing with a camera on the end that bothers me LOL
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ROFLMAO!!!!!

I wish it was a little fingers only gig, It's the 6 ft of tubing with a camera on the end that bothers me LOL
They gave me drugs and all I remember is going into the room and waking up playing in a tuba band with the 2 or 3 other guys in their curtained off cubicles. It's the gallon of colon blow that you have to drink beforehand and the result of said ingestion that I hated!! I know along with the cam is an air hose to expand what they are looking at. Ever since then I've had a gas problem. Noisy but otherwise non lethal.
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They gave me drugs and all I remember is going into the room and waking up playing in a tuba band with the 2 or 3 other guys in their curtained off cubicles. It's the gallon of colon blow that you have to drink beforehand and the result of said ingestion that I hated!! I know along with the cam is an air hose to expand what they are looking at. Ever since then I've had a gas problem. Noisy but otherwise non lethal.
Yes,sir..

Honorary USC tuba section marching band member here.....

The first time was a specialist from India with a heavy accent, after the night preps etc. I arrive instead of knocking me out I got to enjoy the ride per say..

I was awake yet sedated and viewed said procedure on a TV screen complete with heavily accented narration. Such as one could find at Disneyland's Safari tour ride....

Since then I ask them to put me into a deep sleep..
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No no no. Get a FEMALE urologist. VERY small fingers.
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Oh, so that's how you roll hunh...
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Since then I ask them to put me into a deep sleep..
Very wise decision.

But since there is always an element of danger in general anesthesia, I advised the anesthesiologist in advance that he should be aware that if anything went wrong I would most certainly haunt him.
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Those short fingered doctors have to get elbow deep!
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No no no. Get a FEMALE urologist. VERY small fingers.
Get a FEMALE, ORIENTAL urologist
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I do prefer female Doctors
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