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02-26-2013, 05:03 AM
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#531
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Crazy as an outhouse Rat!
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Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: South of crazy, and North of sane! Somewhere in Texas!
Posts: 11,339
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Originally Posted by kytowboater
About the johavas, answer the door naked with a 12 gauge. Yell howdy lil fellers how y'all doing!? They won't return. Ever. Again.
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i really hate people who answer the door naked with a shotgun!
just ruins the whole day!
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02-26-2013, 05:05 AM
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#532
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Originally Posted by axxe55
i really hate people who answer the door naked with a shotgun!
just ruins the whole day! 
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Lmao. It's not a crowd pleaser lmao.
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Oh dern....
Revelation 19:11
And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.
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02-26-2013, 05:09 AM
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#533
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Crazy as an outhouse Rat!
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Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: South of crazy, and North of sane! Somewhere in Texas!
Posts: 11,339
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Originally Posted by kytowboater
Lmao. It's not a crowd pleaser lmao.
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gee, i wonder why?
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02-26-2013, 01:57 PM
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#534
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Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Wyoming
Posts: 6,621
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sure fire cure for the "Witnesses!"
They seem to believe that if you have ever killed anyone, you are beyond redemption.
Soo......
I talked to them for a minute, and then told them that I was happy to see them, because I really needed to talk about my crushing feeling of guilt I had for all of the little children I had killed in my strafing runs and napalm attacks during the war.
That was 30 years ago, and I haven;t seen them since! 
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02-26-2013, 02:52 PM
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#535
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I'd rather my own son see me die on my feet as a free man, than watch him go, broken, into slavery.
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: West, by God, Funroe,Louisiana
Posts: 14,066
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For the witnesses...
Blah. It turned sideways. Tilt your head.
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Come if you must, but only if you must. For the day you find yourself upon my step, will surely be the night you find peace along Jordan's edge.
I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillement of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause, and lies exhausted on the field of battle... Victorious.
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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02-26-2013, 07:26 PM
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#536
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: West of Louisville KY,Indiana
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I hate the guys with the freezer in the back of the truck that stop by my house every other month with thier b.s. story about my neighbor canceling his order so now you'll give me a deal on some steaks. Smh!
Ive actually never been visited by the "witnesses". Ive seen them in town tho, with thier black dress pants, black ties, white dress shirts and riding bicycles with backpacks.....yea they stick like a turd in a punch bowl.
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Century Arms AR-15A2, 5.56
1946 Mosin-Nagant M44, 7.62x54R
1978 YUGO SKS, 7.62x39
NEF Protector Pump, 12 gauge
Savage Model 64, .22LR
NEF Pardner Tracker II, 12 gauge
Rock Island Armory 1911A1, .45 ACP
Remington 870 'Express Magnum' 12 gauge
Bersa Thunder .380
Last edited by dragunovsks; 02-26-2013 at 07:30 PM.
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02-26-2013, 07:44 PM
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#537
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Be Here Now
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Join Date: May 2012
Location: Northwest,Indiana
Posts: 3,722
Liked 1312 Times on 785 Posts Likes Given: 1
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I hate sick people!!! A lady at the doctor just walked past me holding a bucket......
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02-26-2013, 07:59 PM
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#538
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Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 513
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I hate the fact that my girlfriends hair dresser makes what I make monthly working 60+ hrs a week in one week. I hate the fact that people actually pay that much too.
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02-26-2013, 08:09 PM
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#539
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Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 429
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I hate when the girlfriend gets upset because you show concern and she stays upset for going on 2 days
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02-26-2013, 08:13 PM
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#540
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Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Winnweiler, Germany
Posts: 1,088
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Girlfriend? Hell, wait until you get married!
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